Published on July 2nd, 2013 | by Sharilyn Johnson0
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A stone’s throw from the heart of Toronto’s Gay Pride celebrations, Bitch Salad’s fifth annual Pride edition played to a (rightfully) packed house Friday night at Buddies in Bad Times Theatre with headliner Baccarat mạngJulie Klausner.
Producer and host Andrew Johnston presided over the the all-lady affair, starting off with a recap some of the highlights from the last five years. He also got the ball rolling on what would be a night full of Rob Ford references, saying that he imagines Rob Ford’s inner circle to look like the opening credits of Roseanne.
A very pregnant Dini Dimakos – who Johnston implied will take a lengthy performing hiatus – dedicated her set to pending parenthood, and made clear what kind of mom she’ll be: “When my kid comes home from school, I’m going to ask them how their year was. In England.”
Emma Hunter’s set came off like an aced SNL audition: impression after impression, as accurate as they were sharply-written. Adele, Khloe Kardashian, Paula Deen and even Suri Cruise made appearances.
Christie Olson’s deadpan delivery makes her harrowing tales of phone sex work sound even more bizarre than they would otherwise. We’ll never look at dinosaurs the same way again.
Sara Hennessey transported the crowd back to the special horror that is summer camp, recounting in great detail the torment of attempting to silently weep in your bunk under the cover of night – and failing. Been there. Repressed that. ‘Til now. (I’ll have my therapist bill you directly, Sara.)
Drag ensemble the Cheeto Girls are a Bitch Salad staple, and brought the house down with a torrent of risque pop parodies satirizing everyone from Amanda Bynes (“I’m like Ke$ha combined / with Gary Busy’s mind / add Jerri Blank’s weird eyes”) to, yes, Rob Ford (he got his skewering via a rewrite of TLC’s Waterfalls). If Taylor Swift only knew that her breakup anthem would become “we are never ever doing bareback together”….
Julie Klausner took to the stage singing How Lovely to Be a Woman from Bye Bye Birdie, while projected on the screens beside her were depressing statistics about women’s rights. She was then joined on stage for a q&a with Johnston for a rapid-fire journey through her most loved How Was Your Week guests and her most despised celebs. A sample? Loved: Amy Poehler (“everything you think is true about Amy is even more so”), David Sedaris (she’s “still in denial” that he listens to her show), and the late David Rakoff (“I thought of David when I got off the plane here…. I wish he could have shown me around here”). Among the enemies of the podcast: Jenny McCarthy, for her anti-vaccine campaign (“it’s like if Carmen Electra was responsible for Columbine”); and Pauley Perette, for taking a goofy red carpet interview way too seriously (“if anything every happens to me, it’s on a hard drive marked PP”).
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